Did you expect there to be anything worth seeing at either Curbjaw.com or ToothlessAggression.com?

I didn't think so.

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I guess you might have been looking for the NYC hardcore band by the name of Curb Jaw.
This isn't their website.  They're apparently more creative than I.  You can see their website by not clicking here... but by clicking here instead.

Can you believe that people have wasted their time by looking at this website?  What a bunch of losers.  They should all be shot in the face.

Okay, one of these will provide some really interesting information about myself... maybe some pictures, or some witty quotes, or perhaps some pictures of witty quotes about myself.

If you pick the wrong one...  you might start World War III, Download a virus, poop your pants, or cause a small Croatian refugee child to get a frozen baby carrot stuck in his butt hole.

So choose wisely.

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